Scenerio: You're at work. You're new. You are in the lunchroom. A transsexual, a cross-eyed lady, a butch lesbian, and a man with what looks suspiciously like Downe Syndrome all walk in and sit around you. What do you do?
Yeah, I ran, too.
Posted at 08:50 pm by
DeoDuce
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EdWonk
February 26, 2005 08:32 AM PST
The only thing missing in this scenario is A Homicidal Penguin;) |
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the Pirate
February 26, 2005 09:22 AM PST
We could gert a Homo penguin from Germany... |
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Jake
February 26, 2005 12:21 PM PST
Yeah! Retards and butch lesbos suck! |
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Frank
February 26, 2005 12:29 PM PST
i'd say "hey, i know what would be fun. let's all stare at that stupid straight guy until he leaves, and have this table to ourselves. he appears to be afraid that we'll all gangbang him and, while, doubtless we think he's an unattractive schlub and wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole, why not use that fear to our advantage, gain some more elbow room and encourage mister mewly to go back to his parents' basement where life proceeds apace just as he's come to expect it? |
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DeoDuce
February 26, 2005 12:31 PM PST
Actually, make that 20 year old female. Thanks.
I appreciate your commentary on my life, even though you don't know me. |
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Somnambulator
February 26, 2005 01:10 PM PST
Say "How in the hell did my whole family get a job here?" - then kill and eat the Penguin (I love flubber). |
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